MAVERICKJOHNNY by Jake Wizner

[Jake Wizner]

Jake Wizner is the author of Spanking Shakespeare. Visit him at www.jakewizner.com

MAVERICKJOHNNY (with thanks to Lewis Carroll) by Jake Wizner

Twas Bushy, and the Cheney rogues
Did smudge and shoddy in Iraq
All testy were the tosterones
And the country went kerplop.

“Beware the GOP, Barack,
The Roving lies, the mongering fear,
Beware the Fox five news and box
Bill O’Reilly’s ears.

He takes his message firm in hand
To bring troops home, to end the surge
Then mend relations with the world
And our good name to purge

And as in hope the nation stood
The Maverickjohn, with Pal-in-place
Came waffling through positions past
To pander to his base

One, two! One, two! we’re through, we’re through
With wire taps and stripped down rights
And be afraid, cause Roe v. Wade
Is in the maverick’s sights.

And can we beat the Maverickjohn?
Come to the polls and spread the word
Throw out the old; bring in the new
Make your voices heard.

Twas Bushy, and the Cheney rogues
Did smudge and shoddy in Iraq
All testy were the tosterones
Save us, please, Barack!

[Lauren]

This is the most amazing piece of Pro-Obama literature that I have ever seen.
I am totally sending it to my dad right now. (He's a big fan of Jabberwocky and Obama)

[Daniel Ehrenhaft]

Brilliant.

[felicity loves kitty]

So. Awesome.